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Issue 5. (Art by t-biddy)

The Wheel of Time TV Show

What we know:

Production Studio - Sony Pictures Television
Production Company - Radar Pictures
Show Runner - Rafe Judkins
Executive Producers - Ted FieldMike WeberDarren LemkeRed Eagle
Consulting Producer - Harriet McDougal

New News: Not a peep since JordanCon back in April.

Related News: Variety reports Amazon's Jeff Bezos has mandated a programming shift.
The mandate from Jeff Bezos is clear: Bring me “Game of Thrones.”
It would be nice to think he means bring me the next big Epic Fantasy Drama and Wheel of Time fans on twitter have been thinking just that:

If that was the case Narg thinks he would have already snapped up The Wheel of Time. Still, a Trolloc can hope, and there was that rumor. Said rumor could still hold some truth if Radar was shopping WoT around before they got Sony on board. Anyways, Narg supposes if a few thousand people swamp the @JeffBezos twitter account with WoT love, he might take a looksee.

Amazon aren't the only peeps looking for the next Game of Thrones. Apple TV have reportedly set aside $1bn to spend on original content and produce up to 10 new shows over the next year. They have also been hiring a lot of TV executives from Sony Pictures Television. All these ex Sony people would be aware of The Wheel of Time, so Narg thinks they could be a potential suitor.

General Wheel of Time News

Not much happening this week other than this YouTube Tribute song to Logain. It's in Russian or something but has subtitles and the art is neat.

So here's some Wheel of Time Humor:

First up Trolloc Humor!(Narg gives you permission to use his jokes to win the talent contest at the next JordanCon)

What do you call a Mryddraal wearing lipstick?
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Quite Fetch-ing!

What happened to the Myrddraal who couldn't eat?
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He Faded away!

Where'd the Trollocs find the baby Myrddraal?
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Lurk-ing in the Woods!

Need more funnies? Try this page. Here's a small sample(Warning: not as good as Nargs):

How many Whitecloaks does it take to change a lightbulb?
Four. One to change it, and three to hunt down the darkfriend who let it burn out.

How many Black Ajah does it take to change a light bulb?
a) It doesn't matter, you're still going to find yourself in the Dark.
b) Three. One to do it, one to be a witness, one to kill the witness
c) Fourteen. One to do it, thirteen to get thirteen Fades and change it back to the Dark.

Featured Artist

Adam Masterman! Here's a small sample from his Tumblr blog Adam Reads The Wheel of Time.




Rodel Ituralde




It's well worth the time to scroll through all of his blog as there is quite a bit of art based on characters we usually don't see art of.

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